Ray Donovan's mini-me, this fashion icon struggled to reach the top shaft racks in our warehouse and was forced to move, ironically, upwards into the office, and now runs the show. One complaint though, he could be a lot more productive if he spent a little less time on his hair.

Poway’s very own “Kenny Powers”, this absolute legend has more testosterone than Andrew Tate, yet would also be comfortable at any LGBTQ gathering. In fact, rumor has it, Kyle put the + in LGBTQ+.

Outside he’s Mexican James Bond, but inside he’s really just a Golden Retriever - well natured, fun to be around, adored by the ladies, and scratches his balls in front of large crowds at the beach. Don't ask him about the time he got beaten in an arm wrestle by an Asian Tom Cruise half his size.

I love this American Patriot and would dab him up every hour on the hour if I could. Don't let that slightly effeminate shirt fool you. He often identifies as an AK47 and his pronouns are Aim/Fire.

Owen's love of body art and strong desire to find himself, led him to what can only be described as a pure stroke of genius - use Apple Ear Tags as ear spools.  Boom!  Don't ask him where he hides his Earpods.

It was love at first sight for Matthew and this silky smooth white male. I must admit I was a bit jealous after the first job interview when I overheard Matthew say "You Had Me At Hello", to which Chance replied "You Complete Me". Note to Matt's missus, if he's been coming home late at night, Chance might be the reason.